How Condensed Milk is Made in Factory | Step by Step Process
WhatsApp is
eavesdropping on us
I got home from work
this evening and switched on my smart television to watch YouTube to understand
the news of the past few days from the comedic genius of late-night show hosts.
There is no way the
news can be taken in neat from the new channels with their rolling and
interminable analysis of analyses and the postulations over bizarre
prognostications, the chaos from the calico bunker on Pennsylvania Avenue
already puts the earth’s rotation in a wobble, only humour keeps the stress at
bay.
What showed up first
on my list of suggestions to playback was titled, “How Condensed
Milk is Made in Factory | Step by Step Process”, that was quite scary, yet
an interesting first 7 minutes of information before moving on to the
production of other mass manufactured goods.
Different milks for
different folks
You would recall that
last week I wrote about the sleight of hand that had opened and poured the milk
I brought in without me noticing as I made tea and put in some sugar. My milk
was all gone by Friday morning, indicating that someone or some people do prefer
whole milk over semi-skimmed milk. Whole milk is unmistakable, it has a blue
cap on the bottle, semi-skimmed milk has a green cap, and skimmed milk has a
red cap.
Blog - Just milking the
milk
Today, rather than
suffer the privation of milk by the end of the week, I bought a larger bottle
of milk, our office manager even offered to have the bottle marked as private
in a public access fridge, I declined as I hoped there would be much left for us
to use. If that optimistic expectation fails, I might take her up on that
offer.
Condensed to
irrelevance
I was relating the
situation to Brian as we had our regular morning chat, first by audio as I walk
to the office and then switching to video on WhatsApp when at my desk, when he
talked of getting condensed milk. What an opportunity to relate one of the seminal
moments of my boarding school experience.
I bought condensed
milk with some bread and was walking towards the field in front of the staff
room, and behold my tall and almost gangly aunt, my mother’s big sister of
blessed memory, had come to visit. Seeing my goods, with such dismissive
disdain, she said, Ọmọ fish and chip (child of fish and chip), which
would never have been the staple of Nigerians studying abroad, but for the
unacculturated deviance of their kids born there. It was as cutting and hurtful
as being slapped across the face, even the condensed milk lost its sweet taste
after that encounter.
Whatever Brian wanted
condensed milk for which I cannot remember I have had again since that
unfortunate meeting, he chose to excoriate me for having condensed milk with
bread when he planned to get can of condensed milk, punch a hole or slit in the
top of the can, and suck out the gooey stuff like a suckling child. Just the
temerity of the accusation.
It comes in a can
Indeed, it comes in a
can, and one other can I do have an affinity for is evaporated milk, which goes
well on my custard and in caffeinated coffee that I have barely had for almost
six months. That taste returned when I was in the Netherlands, for they have a
version of evaporated milk called koffie melk, milk for coffee, and it
works for filter coffee better than other types of milk.
Most of the common
brands now come with a tab to rip off the lid, and the cost of those cans has
doubled or tripled in the supermarkets nearby. Only one other supermarket
retains a reasonable price with the cans indicating two opposite depressions to
make holes for the milk to be poured out freely.
Koffie melk usually comes in a
carton or a glass bottle, the pasteurised cow’s milk comes mainly in plastic
containers except from long life milk in cartons, evaporated milk in tins, and
well, condensed milk in hermetically sealed cans, you might need a chisel and hammer
to get to the contents and who better to give all muscle to the can, than you
know who.
Someone is eavesdropping
with AI transcription
As for the YouTube
video I was presented with, we only had a conversation on WhatsApp, I fear
WhatsApp with its AI mechanisms was eavesdropping on our conversation and it
presented the topic of our conversation to YouTube. It was no coincidence, and
we never searched for anything regarding condensed milk during or after that
conversation.
The history of condensed milk goes
back to France in 1820, England in 1835 with sugar as a preservative, but the
successful commercialisation of the process came in 1865 in the United States
after the proprietor visited England.
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